The world is a chaotic place. It’s hard to keep our wits about us when the universe keeps challenging our sanity with one mildly infuriating moment after another.
Tell me, what are we supposed to do when we see someone with their ears folded inside their headphones or get a bag of Skittles that are all one color?
What A Maniac
Clearly mandarins grow in segments because that is how it would like to be eaten! Taking a big chomp out of it like an animal is just going to make a mess.
Well… This Isn’t Wrong
Any art student will know that the key to success is pain and sometimes a few art supplies here and there. We don’t need to be reminded of our legacy, we are fully aware.
This Is Horrifying
One of my greatest fears in life is someone walking into the bathroom stall that I’m in. I should have way stronger core muscles than I do from squatting over a toilet and holding the door shut at the same time.
Blinded By The Light
Seems like it might be time to get some new curtains if they even have any! This is probably a classic case of using old bedsheets to cover your windows because you’re not adult enough to have curtains yet.
What A Waste
Seems like there could have been room there for one more chocolate. Nine is just such a better amount of candy to have than Eight. There is probably a message here about putting in all you’ve got but meh.
There Was An Attempt
I feel like this person is trying to say something nice but they really just missed the mark. Facebook should come with a function that asks if you’re sure you want to post this nonsense to your wall.
This Is Disrespectful
And you would have to finish the whole puzzle before realizing you were missing a piece. This is what happens when we believe the lies people tell us — we only figure out it’s false when it’s too late.
Great, yet another unrealistic standard for women that we will never achieve. I’ve got to say, I’m impressed with the stretchiness of those leggings. They’d be perfect to wear out for dinner when your man is paying.
This Isn’t Awful
I think the unicorn looks very distinguished. Maybe this is just the unicorn’s wise old uncle who earned that beard through countless life lessons that he’s taken upon himself to share with the world.
What Are We Supposed To Do With This?
You expect me to use this ‘hand soap’ like it isn’t one of the most uncomfortable things I’ve seen since my middle school years? I would love to know what the rest of this person’s house looks like.
Might As Well Not Eat It
See? This is why so many of us avoid eating healthy food because there is so much effort that has to go into it. Now you’ve got to get your fingers in the yogurt and it’s going to turn into a whole thing.
It’s The Little Things
If you’ve worked in retail or food service, you know how terrible human beings are. So when life presents you an opportunity to be passive-aggressive, you better believe we’re going to take it.
Even though it would make a lot of sense to write my passwords down, I like to play it fast and loose to see how likely I am to remember it.
Kathy With A See
How did that make more sense to them than ‘Cathy’? It seems like something they could have clarified since this cake is just utter nonsense now. I would keep this one and then demand another one with extra icing roses!
This Gives Me Anxiety.
You know what, I’d rather be hungry than deal with the chaos of this menu. This is the restaurant equivalent of doing your whole group project on your own the night before it’s due.
What Happened Here?
Am I the only one who is slightly more bothered by the fact that it says toilet tissue and not toilet paper? I find that more distressing than a sideways toilet paper roll.
That Seems Pretty Clear
This is basically what having a University degree in any of the arts is like. It’s acknowledged but not really respected or worth much in the eyes of the working world.
A Tale As Old As Time
Every hoodie has that one place where it pooches out and looks stupid. I don’t mind it so much because I use it to hide the fact that I’m not skinny anymore.
Where Are We Supposed To Look?
I bet if you looked at this long enough you’d start to hallucinate. There was clearly a pattern here that was just not respected at all. Whoever built this had one job!
This Person Has Chaotic Energy
I want to watch the fire meme my friend tagged me in as soon as possible too, but this is outrageous. If he’s going to leave his headphones like that, imagine what his life is like.
This Should Be A Crime
We all love the pumpkin filling more than the buttery crust, but we all have to pay our dues in life. Whoever did this has no regard for other humans whatsoever.
What A Waste
I could not use that fork after it falls into the syrup like that. Being sticky is one of the worst feelings in the wold and at this point it can’t be avoided.
This Is Uncomfortable.
I won’t even get into the various reasons why moist is a terrible word. This little bit of information could have been sent in an email, or at least hidden somewhere where it wasn’t going to make everyone feel awkward.
This Is Pure Chaos
Having a conversation with this person would probably be exhausting. I have to have my folders put in folders and organized into other folders. I don’t think I could be friends with this person.
Yes, green is not the worst color that could dominate this Skittles bag, but it isn’t the best either. It’s like when one of your favorite shows keeps making seasons after it shouldn’t. They’re good, but a little variety would be nice.
They Just Walked Away From This
How could someone hang this up and leave it just like that without having cold sweats and nightmares about it? This seems like a personal vendetta and they certainly showed their true colors.
Doesn’t That Hurt?
How is he able to hear with those sitting on his ear like that? I too hate all the sounds on the bus, but this is extreme. He might be on to something, though.
That’s Not What That’s For
If this spills all over that car, they’re going to be really upset. Was the Snap or Instagram story worth it? Spoiler alert: No, it most certainly was not worth it.
Who Thought This Was A Good Idea?
You might as well be peeing with the door wide open for everyone to hear. If I wanted someone to know me like this I would be honest with my therapist.
There Is No Excuse For This
I hope whoever is responsible for this was immediately fired and told never to come to this Denny’s, or any Denny’s, ever again! I would never eat there for fear that I was being swindled by a fake Dennys.