These Notes From Parents To Their Kids Will Make You Howl With Laughter
Parenting has never been an easy job, and now that kids are stuck at home with parents it's just getting harder. Parenting is hard enough with things like the internet and screen time getting in the way, but many parents now have to do it while working from home or sadly with less job security.
Luckily, these hilarious notes from parents to their kids are great examples of how to keep things lighthearted. They show all the ridiculous things that can happen when you're just trying to raise your children right. We love these parents' brutal honesty and we salute them!
This Mom Went Viral With Her Passive-Aggressive Lunch Messages
Speaking of lunch notes, this mom mastered the art so perfectly that her creations go viral. This is a favorite of ours, a reminder that "Fortnite is not a career choice." Other popular sayings include, "I don't know why your locker smells," and "wear a jacket."
Her lunch bags are so popular that you can even purchase them online now. They come in assorted packs of 10, for $12.99 and shipping costs.
Feed Me Diesel, Sarah!
Well, this is disturbing. The car has come to life and is bossing a teenager named Sarah around, telling her what to feed it. At least it says it loves her.
To be fair, we've known people who have accidentally put the wrong kind of fuel in their car and it is not a good thing. The parent who wrote this note is right to worry that Sarah might forget that the car needs diesel!
She's Not The Boss Of Them
Chela is obviously a child who feels like she runs the world. Or at least her entire household. She left this brazen note for her parents taped to a box in the pantry: "Please do not eat unless you get permission from me."
Who does she think BOUGHT that food? The parents' comeback note was perfect. "Ok Chela. We took $3 from your piggy bank. This cereal is now yours to control. Mama & Dada."
Mom, You Need To Calm Down
Thankfully, memes are a universal language that anyone from a 90-year-old to a 2nd grader can understand. What better way then to make it clear to your kids that you are not their slave than through the language of memes?
Xena the Warrior Princess is here to remind everyone that if you don't pick up those dirty socks and put them in the hamper then you'll be in major trouble. Hey, at least she signed it off with a "love Mom xo." How sweet.
A Painful Lesson For Oliver
Ouch. It's hard not to cringe reading this dad’s message to Oliver about his, um, personal internet use. If we got a note like this our faces would turn eight different shades of red.
But hey, this is all good stuff for Oliver to learn! Dad is just looking out for the kid, even if the lesson is an embarrassing one. Better his father teaches him than his Granny, after all.
Washing Machines For Dummies
When verbal instructions just won't do anymore, then you end up with a washing machine like this. You might think that it's obvious not to put a cycle of lightweight t-shirts on "Heavy Duty: Towels" but then again, these are teenagers we're talking about.
This kind of looks like the remote you have to tape over for your elderly grandmother who will break the television if they press anything but "volume up" or "channel up."
You're Camping Tonight, Kiddo
We get the feeling that the recipient of this note has missed curfew before... for some reason. Clearly, these parents are tired of being woken up by their kid's constant lateness and are warning that he or she will have to sleep outside if they do it again.
It really is generous that they're allowed to at least sleep on the patio and has a pillow and blanket to cuddle up with as they wait for daylight.
Such A Heartbreaker
We're guessing that the recipient of this dad note on a napkin is a pretty big fan of unicorns. And not a big fan of eating their bag lunches. "Every time you don't eat your sandwich a unicorn dies. #dadfact Love, Dad."
Pretty brutal message there, pops! You could just cause an eating disorder with those kinds of threats. (Probably not, but we hope the kid is old enough to laugh at the message.)
It's A Rough Place
Anyone who has ever set foot in a Walmart knows that it's basically a no-man’s land. You never know what you’re going to see there. There’s a good reason that there are entire websites dedicated to all the unusual things and people that make appearances in Walmart stores across the world.
This mom made sure to put a time stamp on her memo, just in case she goes missing while she’s at Walmart. Good idea.
All Is Forgiven
Sure, this mom might have messed up by forgetting to buy more snacks. But she made up for it by putting in the effort to apologize in a really clever way.
The snack baggie (with no food in it!) has a napkin with this note: "I forgot to buy more snacks. I hope my love is enough fuel to get you through the day. XO, Mom."
Papercuts On The Mouth
Some kid opened their lunch box or bag to discover this note along with their snack. "This is not a note to remind you that I love you." Awww, that's disappointing to hear!
"We just have no napkins left. Kisses, Mom." And that's even worse, having to wipe your mouth with a thick piece of paper that's probably going to give you papercuts on your lips and face. Hopefully that chocolate bar isn't all melty and messy.
You Say Tomato, Dad Says Tomahto
Except in this case, it's not a matter of mispronunciation but spelling. It looks like the kid made a note to let everyone know that the handle on the microwave is broken, but he spelled it like the Baroque composer’s name.
Ever the jokester, dad had to point out the error with this clever comeback sign picturing George Frideric Handel. He's pointing at himself and asking "me?" in the photo.
Please Spare The Details
There comes an age when your parents stop mincing words and start being their normal, weird self around you. It usually happens when you're old enough to talk about real-life problems like relationships, careers, and invasive medical procedures.
And I think we can all agree that absolutely no one asks for it. There is never a moment when a child says to themselves, "I hope today is the day mom is comfortable enough around me to tell me about dad's rectal exam."
A Modern Mom Note
This is a very common theme in parent-to-kid notes these days: you must complete a list of tasks before you're given the wi-fi password, which is updated every day. This particular kid needs to clean the kitchen and provide photographic evidence of it.
Really, this is one of the most brilliant ways to get kids to help out around the house. Does anyone even get an allowance anymore? We'll see some clever variations of this note later on our list.
This Is Intense
Well, this is a good theft deterrent. What kid is going to make a pass at the candy supply that's sitting there enticing him in the corner store when she thinks God is watching and will become sad if she steals a piece of it?
It would have to take a pretty bold kid to steal at this shop. Or maybe just one who wasn't religious at all. Also, we're not even familiar with that candy so aren't sure whether it'd be worth making God cry.
The Eternal Struggle
Anyone who has ever lived with other people (that's pretty much all of us) has probably dealt with the 'empty toilet paper holder’ struggle. It happens when people just can’t be bothered to refill the dang holder when they use the last of the paper. How rude.
This parent has totally had enough of arguing over the T.P. situation and found a hilarious way to remind everyone to refill the holder when it’s empty.
They Really Thought This Out
These parents know that it pays to be prepared. They wanted to have a relaxing morning, sleeping in late and not being pestered by their pesky kids.
So they wrote out this incredibly long and detailed list of dos and don'ts for Alexia and Liam. Most of them involve food but they’re also told that they can’t go over to their friends’ house. Wonder if the kids actually paid attention to this list and gave their parents the peaceful morning they deserve.
Liam Neeson Goes For The Jugular
Irish-American actor Liam Neeson is known for playing some tough-guy roles in the movies. So this photo of him taped to a bowl of produce could be interpreted as a threat even if it didn't have a ransom note on it.
In the note, Liam is telling the kid that if they simply clean up the kitchen the way they're supposed to, he'll leave them alone. But if they don't... he'll disconnect them! Aaaa! That's the worst fate you could hope for. We bet the kid cleaned up fast after getting this note.
Good Thing He Didn't Eat It!
A lot of kids look forward to receiving a little note in their lunches. Sometimes they're funny, other times they're just sweet little reminders that mom or dad loves them very much.
This mom was feeling mischievous when she packed lunch this morning and hid the note inside the kid's sandwich. At least he saw it before he took a big ole' bite and got more than he expected to!
Gotta Work For That Wifi
Here's another note with the daily list of requirements for the wifi password. The kids in this family have just three tasks for the day: making their beds, vacuuming downstairs, and walking the dog.
Depending on how many kids there are, they could split up the chores and be done in no time! That's what we would opt to do if we got along with our siblings enough to cooperate.
Challenge (Unfortunately) Accepted
This mother knows that you have to play hardball with your kids if you want anything done. Sure, it's kind of annoying to have to change the wifi password every day just to get some chores done but it's so worth it.
Really, the only challenge here would be coming up with an equally clever wifi password every time. There's only so many times you can use "Nacho Wifi" before the proverbial chips become stale.
The Instructions Aren't Clear
You know what...these instructions just don't seem to be adding up. So, you're saying if I use all the ice in the freezer the tray won't just be magically full the next day? That's how it's been for so long though.
Kids today must really think that there is some magical ice fairy that always makes sure they have a cold drink. Unless you have Elsa from Frozen as a distant cousin then it's your responsibility.
More Like Weed Need To Talk
That's one way to find out that your parents discovered your secret stash of illegal drugs (or legal, it depends where you live nowadays). Considering the fact that this mom simply wrote a little note for you to find later rather than blow up and start yelling, we can only assume she'll probably be pretty chill about the situation.
If she grew up as a teenager int he 1960s and 1970s, then she'll definitely be lenient.
Putting Faith In Meatloaf
Wow, what a sweet dad! He was so concerned about ditching his son that he left this nice note of apology. In it, he mentions that he left some money for pizza and beer. And meatloaf? Well, it turns out that Meatloaf is the family cat.
And sure enough, there he is holding onto the $20 bill with his adorable little paws. We wonder if he knows he has to share the pizza!
Not The Fish!
As pet lovers who have owned several Betta fish over the years, this one makes us sad! Thank goodness for sweet and generous Tiffany, otherwise, the poor fish would have been a goner for sure.
That is, at least according to this note. We kind of bet there are a few people in this house who love the fish and are willing to help out with feeding it every now and then!
Mom's Finally Lost It
Even though this mom is clearly fed up with Kevin and Molly making a mess of the house, she still is able to joke about it. Kind of.
She tells them that she's worked very hard to get the kitchen clean (including the floor, which seriously is a pretty big deal) and that they’d better keep it that way or risk getting punched. But she ends it all with a smiley face, which makes it seem a little nicer.
Stressful Day At The Office?
It might be annoying to let your college-aged kid live at home but there are some perks. In particular, it's nice to know that when you run out of your own alcohol you can just search through their room to find more.
The best part about this note though is that Alex's mom wrote it on a Hangover Part III post-it note, AKA a movie entirely about drinking too much. The irony is strong with this one.
You Can Always Dream
To be fair, dryer fires are really no joke -- they can be dangerous and even deadly! So it's no wonder that this concerned parent wanted to warn their teenager about the laundry hazard.
At least they did it in a hilarious way. There's a huge pile of lint from the dryer trap with a note indicating that this lint would love to turn into a dryer fire one day when it's all grown up. Message received.
Nihilist Note
We're not sure if this is really the most effective note, but we hope the kid is old enough to find it funny. Otherwise, he'd probably end up curled into a fetal position, sucking his thumb and waiting for mommy and daddy to come home.
"Life is nothing more than heartache and disappointment followed by death." Uhhh, if that's the case, we're eating our dessert instead of those fruits and veggies.
Thanks For The Warning, Mom
There are two types of mothers in the world. This mom, who was kind enough to leave this note saying that her death could only be accidental and that she will always love you.
Or there are mothers like Chrissy Teigen who has admitted that she walks around with a note in her pocket that says "Jon did it" so that if she suddenly dies she can frame him for murder. Which mom and devoted wife are you?
This Gamer Burn Runs Deep
For those of you who don't know (and it's totally okay if you don't because this will help you in the future), a Hanzo-main is an online insult used by fans of Overwatch. Hanzo is one of the most hated characters in the game and a Hanzo-main is someone who refuses to choose any other player.
If a kid yells this insult at you then now you know what it is, and you can respond appropriately.
Adorable Habits Die Hard
It doesn't matter how old you get, there's nothing that can put a smile on your face faster than a handwritten love note for your mom. Sure, it was embarrassing when you're 8-years-old and you're busy trying to trade Twinkies for Zebra Cakes on the playground but not anymore.
Now you're a full blown adult living at home with crippling college debt and you need this little ray of sunshine packed away in your lunch to get you through the day.
This Is How You Deal With A Picky Eater
If you've ever wondering how parents get past their children's picky eating habits, this is it. All you have to do is keep giving them the exact same thing until they finally crumble.
Yes, it's a battle of wits and it's not easy to remain strong when they're kicking, screaming, and throwing tantrums but it's worth it in the end. Basically, food training and just the next level of sleep training. Be strong, young grasshopper.
The Playground Is A Free Market Economy
There's no better way to teach your kids about economics than to see how they trade snacks on the playground. If you have one person taking everyone's snacks and distributing them evenly, it's a socialist playground economy. If everyone is free to trade as they please and the best in-demand snack goes for the highest price, well then welcome to capitalism.
Just wait until the teachers come out and make everyone give them a percentage of their snacks. Congrats, kids, you're paying snack-taxes now.
Give The Woman A Break
Only someone who has never been responsible for a sleeping child would ignore this plea. Parents out there know just how rare it is to get some shut-eye with kids around, especially when they are newborns who have not been sleep trained.
This note might come off a little rude but really, it's saving you in the long run. Whatever child or delivery person disregards the note and knocks on this door will end up facing an even ruder (and very tired) mother.
Don't Argue With Her Cravings
This mom pulled out her trump card and honestly, we respect it. Claiming your cravings were behind this is the perfect excuse to not have your kid get upset that you stole their candy bars.
Of course, if you have raised a clever child then you need to be careful how often you use the cravings excuse. If it's more than once a month they might catch on to the lies and realize those cravings don't align with the time of the month.
Only Three At A Time?
You know this was dad who wrote this note. When his wife asked him to leave their son a warning note this is definitely not what she wanted. She was probably hoping for something more along the lines of "Joshua, be quiet, stay home, and make sure you're in bed before 9 PM because you have a math test tomorrow."
Instead, Joshua is definitely going to take advantage of this note and see it as permission to actually have some drinks and invite 3 girls over.
Is This How Country Folk Live?
One child was watching their parents farm for the weekend and the only instructions they left behind was this note. Nothing about how to feed, care for, or tend to the actual chickens.
There's a much higher chance one might die if you're not going to hand over the proper care instructions! These parents are honestly setting their child and their chickens up for failure. Plus, this kid might end up scarred for life if they have to chuck a dead chicken into the woods.
Happy Birthday, Now Do These Chores
There comes a certain age when you're birthday just isn't a big deal anymore. It's when having a huge party with all your friends and tons of presents just isn't a cool thing to do.
When that happens and you finally reach adulthood then you have to start doing boring things like chores on your birthday. It looks like McKenna just reached that age and found out that the snow doesn't care if it's your birthday.
Just Walk Away Slowly
Word of advice: if you see this note then just back away from the kitchen without touching anything. Even if you think that the peanut butter and jelly sandwich you want won't make that much of a mess, you're wrong.
You'll accidentally drop the knife on the floor and jelly will go everywhere. Then when you cut the crusts off the bread crumbs will spread all over the clean countertops. Seriously, it's just not worth it.
